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| + | == 28 Japanese Halloween Costumes That Will Haunt Your Dreams == | ||
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| + | Which is just one of the ways my life has paralleled John Rambo's. | ||
| + | It's taken awhile for me to regroup mentally, and since then not a has passed that I haven't spent shouting out the window at costumed children passing by. But I'm better now and, would you believe it, the Japanese aren't. Indeed, they're crazier than ever, and below I've gathered some of the nuttiest examples of what Japanese costumers have been up to in the past few years. | ||
| + | (For some of you, allow me to head off your criticism right away: There are obvious and significant cultural differences between the Japanese and us,[http://www.cdqclt.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=352915 The 7 Worst Excuses Given by People Caught Being Perverts], and even a small amount of research would illuminate and explain why these costumes are less insane than they first might seem.) | ||
| + | (For the rest of you: Don't worry. I haven't done any of that research.) | ||
| + | #28. Egotistical Jester | ||
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| + | Generations of artificial selection (via beheading) have resulted in only the sturdy-headest of Japanese jesters remaining. | ||
| + | #27. Off-Brand Batman | ||
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| + | The Japanese version of is not incredibly wealthy and only battles crime to win the approval of the pillows he's used to replace his dead parents. | ||
| + | #26. Reluctant Tiger Hat | ||
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| + | This may not be a Halloween costume, instead just a piece of fan paraphernalia for a Japanese baseball team. (The Leopards, I'm guessing.) But I found it on a costume website, so here it is. What I really like about it is the look on the guy's face, like he's cheering under duress. Like the fact that he's wearing a severed head isn't filling him with as much sporting pride as he'd first hoped. | ||
| + | #25. Happy Cake Hat Lady | ||
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| + | That's not the problem here. This cake hat is the greatest thing to ever happen to this woman. If it were possible (and this is Japan, so yes), she would have this cake hat's babies. | ||
| + | #24. Kermit Must Scream | ||
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| + | Eye holes are an easy thing to get wrong when making masks, and no one gets it wrong harder than the Japanese. This looks like beloved children's character Kermit the Frog can't stop screaming because he's swallowed someone whole. It really can't be done any worse than this. | ||
| + | #23. Gonzo Can See You | ||
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| + | AHHHH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. WHY DID I TEMP FATE LIKE THAT? | ||
| + | #22. The Cow Sees Everything | ||
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| + | Here at last we have the eye holes in the right place, the right place of course being where they'll incite the most terror in strangers when you approach them offering delicious milk. | ||
| + | #21. Limp Wig | ||
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| + | #20. Business Horse Means Business | ||
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| + | Business Horse, reacting to a sudden dip in the market that's wiped out his latest position. | ||
| + | #19. Speak No Evil | ||
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| + | I don't know what he's saying, but I can't imagine it's too savory. If it were me in there,<b>[http://www.trutamil.com/images/Custom-New-York-Jets-Jerseys.html Cheap Custom New York Jets Jerseys]</b>, it'd be nothing but crude boasts, so just imagine that, but in Japanese. Still, what the hell, Japan? What excuse could you possibly have for making a costume that's just a creepy mouth? | ||
| + | #18. Radio Star | ||
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| + | Actually, if you're starting with this, a lips-only mask does start to make a lot of sense. | ||
| + | #17. Seduction Lantern | ||
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| + | #16. Rudolph, Devourer of Worlds | ||
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| + | The Japanese lyrics to "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" don't translate very well and warn revelers of his voracious appetite for eating young women whole. | ||
| + | #15. Parasite Claus | ||
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| + | In Japanese culture, Santa Claus is actually a parasite that infects one unlucky citizen every year, dooming his victim to carry Santa about, spreading Christmas cheer.</html> | ||
