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Chick: A hatchling Capon: A castrated male used for meat. (How much can that yield?) Pullet: A lady chicken under 12 months old. Hen: A female chicken over one year old Rooster: A male chicken over twelve months of age. Raising Chickens for the very first time can be overwhelming. I was attempting to sound like a pro, when I first called the Feed Shop. I asked, Can you provide pullets? Yes, the person answered. Are they all females? Its been an uphill struggle from the time. Pullet parenthood is an much of an adventure as child-rearing, only with more feces per-pound of bodyweight. However, Ive been reading a lot on poultry matters. (Yes, my greatness only turned over in its grave.) Therefore if I'm correct and I am quite certain I'm not, here is how chicken rearin goes. Head to the local feed store and purchase $10.00 worth of chicks and $50 worth of food and materials. Dont forget the water dispensers. Buying the steel ones, never plastic is definitely suggested. I've yet to determine a metal one. Next, place the women somewhere sheltered, like a bedroom closet. If you believe anything at all, you will perhaps require to research about [http://www.waterloostructures.net/StorageSheds.php Pa. Potting Storage Shed] . Throw in a few highly flammable hay or wood shavings and rapidly suspend a glowing heat lamp just above them. Note to self: Update homeowners policy. For your next several weeks give them 3 lbs of food per day and remove 4 lbs of sh*t per day in the cabinet. Despite all reasoning the birds get bigger. As the adult feathers grow in make sure to clip one of their wings. That's one per chicken, not just one side whole. If cutting is performed late chicks will nest in your bathroom. It is a bad thing. Clipping could be achieved by tossing your scissors and your system in to the heaping mound of women, poop and straw. Grab a wiggling screeching bird from your bile bin. Restrain it with one hand. Stretch the wing out-with your second hand. Cut off 50% of the wings outer five feathers together with your third hand. Since the birds grow change heat light temperature down by one degree daily. No, this is simply not actually possible. Thats not my place. You start at 100 degrees for hatchlings then proceed down by one degree daily until your room is a minimum of 3 degrees colder compared to the spring blizzard outside your window. When you have frozen your head to your semi-cannibalistic down pillow and their adult feathers have been grown by the chicks, they could be moved outside to the coop. I estimate the original cabinet rearing stage to have take-n five years. Prior to the shift, feel the Joy of Wing Clipping once more. Feather cutting never works the very first time. No one knows why. However, after every one of the hassle you most likely dont want them to fly the coop in under sixty seconds. Of course, if youre like me, by now you may well be inclined to pack them each a meal and keep a collection of Greyhound seats by the open coop entrance. Regarding home construction: Hen houses and chicken houses really are a competitive art form. There are always a myriad of those sites revealing new models from Chicken Chateaus to Bird Bordellos. The careful design makes my own home look like well like a chicken coop. Often trendy, I went with a cheap chic concept for my house. The nesting boxes are an eclectic mixture of stolen milk crates fixed to the wall by anything in arms reach. As for the house it self, there's something special for small chicken wire, which eludes me. Quite frankly, my first attempt at a house appears like Dr. Seuss slipped a winner of acid, blasted some Jefferson Starship and rolled around on the wire with every Who in Whoville. I believe Ill keep it. Inferior style apart, I eventually learned something or two. The nesting boxes are supposed to be up off the bottom. That is right. For all those of you keeping score you just spent a couple of weeks cutting back the birds flight feathers simply to hang their houses in the-sky. Its just sick. Greater than the nest boxes, you are to create a roost. That is where the birds crap during the night so that they don't crap in your breakfast eggs. Obviously the roost is usually ON the nesting boxes, so anything you do, dont use these perforated plastic milk crates. For young birds maintain a temperature light in the hen house. Then o-n cooler days a dog with a head the size of an bulimic toe nail clipping can make the conscious decision to discard your nest boxes, by-pass the instinctive roost and jump right into a tanning bed. And finally there is the supply routine. I asked many experts and read through to feeding as well. Make sure to give your chickens, starter formula, mash, progress formula, begin & develop, generation formula, grit, no grit, scraps, no scraps, goat placenta, nothing suggested online, tetramyaicn, no medicines, medicated starter, non-medicated starter and never switch in-between. I might not be Queen of the Co-op yet, but Im working on it. Although I am still a zoologist and I still know Birds 101. Here are two misconceptions I could help with. First, you do not desire a rooster to get eggs. Most folk, particularly those people who have never owned chickens, can help you on chickens. Each will insist you require a rooster for a time to complete his masculine duties, then you can slip him in the pot. As appealing as this notion is, your pot is just a separate issue. Roosters are only required to produce fertile eggs. Hens are that is required to produce break fast eggs. Fertile eggs are just peachy if raising chicks was such a pleasure the first time you need to repeat the whole freakin approach. Additionally there's always the danger of breaking a fertilized egg open and locating a 500-1200 created girl baby reaching your hot pot. Yum! Years-of treatment may follow. To keep it straight in your mind con-sider this: You are going about your daily life. Suddenly enormous balls of calcium start stacking up within your abdomen. Are you going to keep them just because you've maybe not had sex lately? The next bird myth is wholly un-related so I thought I'd mention it. Penguins occur in nature from the Equator on Southward. That's all the way down to the Antarctica, not the Arctic! No, they cannot spend time with Polar Bears who reside in the Arctic. No, you didn't see them when you worked in Alaska, in the Arctic. These were puffins. No, I am perhaps not sorry you look stupid to all or any those persons penguin tales were told by you to. Yes, some penguin variety even reside on the Galapagos Islands at the equator (Cold weather would kill them), not going swimming on icebergs - and not in the Arctic! Yes, I know my eggs are not all in one basket. Delusional, close-minded people that insist you need a rooster to fertilize your penguin eggs so polar bears wont free their food supply drove me mad!.
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